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13 November 2006 @ 12pm

A Dreamless State

Alarms are for the weak. Real, hardcore sleep addicts can turn off two alarms and still be dreaming. They can nap on cue, and they think that caffeine is simply a mechanism attempting to keep them in their waking states.

I turned off my alarm clock and my phone this morning, and have no recollection of it. I woke up with my phone next to my head. I think I need a new plan for waking up.