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18 September 2007 @ 12am

Here’s to the dumb ones

Reasons to keep a key under your car:

  • You lock yourself out of the car while it’s running (done that).
  • You lock animals in the car by mistake (done that).
  • You take your key, sans keychain, to rugby practice, then proceed to carry it in your cold, muddy hands (just did that).

Here’s to AAA and neighbors that don’t laugh at men in rugby gear.