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Here’s to the dumb ones

Rea­sons to keep a key under your car:

• You lock your­self out of the car while it’s run­ning (done that).
• You lock ani­mals in the car by mis­take (done that).
• You take your key, sans key­chain, to rug­by prac­tice, then pro­ceed to car­ry it in your cold, mud­dy hands (just did that).

Here’s to AAA and neigh­bors that don’t laugh at men in rug­by gear.