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A Dreamless State

Alarms are for the weak. Real, hard­core sleep addicts can turn off two alarms and still be dream­ing. They can nap on cue, and they think that caf­feine is sim­ply a mech­a­nism attempt­ing to keep them in their wak­ing states.

I turned off my alarm clock and my phone this morn­ing, and have no rec­ol­lec­tion of it. I woke up with my phone next to my head. I think I need a new plan for wak­ing up.